Have you heard about the guys who drove their pickup truck into a lumberyard?

One of them walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

"You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" the clerk said.

"Let me go check," replied the man, and he went back to the truck.

"Yeah, I meant two-by-fours," he said , returning a few moments later.

"Alright. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute to think and then finally said, "I'd better go check."

After awhile he returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're building a house."
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Jesus is building a house too!

"In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you... We have a building from God, an eternal house in heaven, not built by human hands.
-John 14:2, II Corinthians 5:1

Life on earth is merely a preface to eternity-everyone who believes in Jesus Christ has their real home address in heaven!

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